Think about the loving grace of God and Christ. Now think about the biggest hottest boobs ever. Have fun at church on sunday

I want a blue tongue skink

Imagine your lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Now imagine him being really hot

Can you believe im still straight edge because I can’t

hot new way to get high: drink your own semen

You hear about that Nicki Minaj? *holds my hands out* *whisper yells* the size of ya head!

wear a walmart brand AC/DC shirt to a punk show and see how many looks you get from people you are 100% better than

I’m watching Weekend Nachos’ set from Obscene Extreme and there are crust punks in the front row with their heads on the stage asleep