tubesock:

Tina from Bob’s Burgers made the pizza netflix butt touch trend 100000x worse

Played 6 times

*listens to this song every day*

I had to readjust his heat tape because his hot side wasn’t hot enough and it was stressing him out but now everythings fine

pussylipgloss:

sickomobb:

don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords

sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste

pussylipgloss:

sickomobb:

don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords

sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste

(Source: sergeantd)

can’t wait to hear this one

can’t wait to hear this one

Man I didn’t even need to come to work today the only reason I’m in the snackbar is because there’s like 3 members in this golf tournament and they would get pissed if the snackbar wasn’t open but like they haven’t even come through so wtf